When the latest issue of Knife & Fork: The Insider’s Guide to Atlanta Restaurants arrived, I was reminded why, even though I now live two states away in Mississippi, I still get Christiane Lauterbach’s monthly restaurant review sheet.
The look of Knife & Fork—to which I have subscribed for more than 20 years—is plain. Plain as a church bulletin. But the prose would blanch a Baptist. At times it’s pithy, even pissy.
Knife & Fork maintains no website, no online-accessible repository of past reviews. But there are accommodations for readers who wish to archive content: A three-hole-punch runs down the left side of the folded and stapled eight-page booklet.
Christiane is a French transplant, at ease waxing learned about Atlanta’s best Ethiopian wat or deconstructing the latest dishes from molecular cuisine wunderkinds. And, yes, like many a good critic, she may be at her best when she is less than satisfied. More than any I’ve read in a while, this issue offers some doozies:
Of the Atlanta Grill at the Ritz Carlton Atlanta, which she did not formally
review:
“Half the menu is still steaks and chops, and the dining room, decorated with
horrifically unpleasant oil paintings of people who appear to have no eyes,
still feels like a dowdy tavern.”
Of Rise-n-Dine Diner, to which she gives one and one-half stars:
“The hash browns may be overcooked, the chunky and fresh egg salad should
probably not be served on a croissant, and part of the design makes us feel
like Chicken Little (will the heavy drywall canopy suspended from a few chains
actually fall on our heads and crush us?) but overall, we enjoy the unorthodox
thinking of the young crew behind Rise-n-Dine Diner.”
Of the Albert, which she gives one star:
“Most of the regular burgers, including one stuffed with provolone and served
on a crispy bun, are perfectly satisfactory, but even a hard-core vegetarian
can’t help recoiling when confronted with a black bean burger that can only be
described as poop on a bun.”
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