1950s Archive

The Snow Farm

Originally Published June 1955

Why do you walk again, Great-Grandfather?

Didn't you ever get your fill of life?

Ninety years, nine sons by your first.

Seven sons by your patient second wife!

I walk because I must,

I am Snow family dust.

And I am restless under the full moon;

When the year is at its best

That's the one time I can't rest.

Tell me about the old Snow farmstead, June.

Your farm is flourishing. Great-Grandpa Snow,

Your corn's five inches high in every row.

Big Brother's marrying a wife tonight.

Your fields beneath the moon are running white

With daisies. Small Boy's led his class in school.

There isn't a hoe, there isn't a tool

That gathers rust, that's not kept hot.

Even your Grandpa Son has got

Blisters upon his callouses

And sweat upon his galluses!

There isn't a ragweed left, a thistle,

Your old farm's as clean's a whistle!

No witch grass roots which can go through

A man's heart or a tough old shoe.

Middle Boy's thin as a Spring sardine

He's hoed so many corn rows clean!

The sun has burnt him Indian red

He's gone so naked. That boy shed

His overalls at each row's end,

Upped his blazing hot hind-end

And dived into the Hooding sea

And cooled him so he wouldn't be

Cooked to a cinder by the heat.

There's a boy that can't be beat!

You're going strong, believe you me!

New swarm of bees in the popple tree,

Nine Hereford heifers or the knoll,

And any one would tempt your soul!

Grandma's put up ten quirt jars

Of strawberry jam. The handle bars

Of the Hired Man's moustache

Are quivering at red-flannel hash

On the table in Ma's platter.

Yellow Hound-Dog. he is fatter

Than the Woodchuck he can't catch.

Bushels more strawberries in the parch!

All your family's getting fat,

Small Boy's like a butter pat

In his breeches. Mother's crying

Over the red hash she's frying

At losing a son if gaining a daughter

By marriage. Uncle's mouth's a-wrter

Over Ma's wild-strawberry cream:

Ten quarts of strawberries sweet and sharp

As notes upon a wild Welsh harp,

Crushed in sugar of equal weight,

Ten quarts of cream in souring state,

Aged in the cellar to pink delight

To whet a seraph's appetite!

There are two hundred places set at the white

Crossroads Free Will Baptist Church this night,

Fifty plates of chocolate cake and spice,

Angel food, tall freezers packed with ice

And ecstasy for little boys and girls

Who have spilt honey on their heads for curls.

The Minister took his black suit from the moths,

Long tables are long snowdrifts of white cloths;

There's chicken salad, salmon salad, pie

Of twenty breeds, baked beans, white, yellow-eye.

Bread-and-butter pickles, chili sauce,

Horseradish strong enough to fell a horse.

There's music in the air and wedding rings,

The rather old soprano who still sings

“O Promise Me,” there's Mendelssohn's sweet march,

Pants pressed to razors and the iron of starch,

Hope, the rice, and joy to speed the years,

Boys hollow with hunger, and a mother's tears.

Go back into your grave and sing,

The years have used you like a king!

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