
Soon after, I couldn't eat just one. And before I knew it, the chips were done. Now I'm in a real pickle—no stores north of the Mason-Dixon line seem to carry them. If your local market does, do as the little poem on the bag says:
"Kids and pregnant women
Think they're tasty…
Try some yourself,
And don't be hasty."
But the pickle chips put me in such a tizzy, that I've hit a new low: Hooters. Of course it's the type of place that doesn't appeal to me…well, it was that kind of place until the words "fried dill pickles" made me cross a certain line. I went, I ate, I ate, and I ate, and I wondered: are the chips trying to recreate the fried pickles, or vice versa? For now, it's any port in a pickle-deprived storm, and while I don't love the surroundings (though I do love the shorts), I'll have to turn a blind eye and make do if I want my fried pickle fill.